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November 15, 2016, 10:21:50 AM

RiverSpirit

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Wow, I think we might have discovered a magical beast that has evaded the Scamander family for generations!

The Spoylar (Movius Ruinus): related to the troll, often found lurking outside movie houses and book clubs.  Feeds on the rage of it's victims.  This creature is foiled by CONSTANT VIGILANCE and spoiler tags (the Adminosaurus will guard the gate night and day to ensure the Spoylar cannot escape).

The much-feared Spoylar thrives on ruining the surprise and is always on the lookout for unsuspecting victims. He loves to sneak up on you and is always poised to strike. Attempting to protect us all will be The Greater Spotted Moderator: (Threadus Mergus) an overly fastidious sub species of house elf.  Known for compulsively tidying forums and hunting Internet Trolls.  Living mainly on chocolate and coffee it always seems to know when trouble is afoot and appears in large numbers.

So....what can you do to protect yourself and others? The best way is to stay in the shallows and paddle into the non-spoiler section of the discussion. For those who have seen the film/read the script and are champing at the bit to get down to the nitty-gritty then feel free to wade into the deeper water where the Spoylar likes to play.

Are you ready to see how brave you are???
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December 05, 2016, 08:13:40 AM
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atschpe

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As the movie has been out for over two weeks – all threads are now gathered in this one forum. Please be advised that the Spoylar can be found in any of them here. Tread with caution if you have not yet seen the movie.
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